Random AIM Conversations All quotes used with permission... newest at the bottom, oldest at the top;; (Good old Fran...) DarkFortunez: You lazy whore MrFuZzieSlippers: yeah seroiusly *rubs belly* DarkFortunez: OH ya?! DarkFortunez: *Pushes Belly out to be fatter* MrFuZzieSlippers: NIGGA please MrFuZzieSlippers: *looks pregnant* (Rugal you crazy online fool) ZxRugalxZ: hi DarkFortunez: Ello ZxRugalxZ: lets have secks DarkFortunez: Right now...? ZxRugalxZ: yes DarkFortunez: come on Rugal I'm not a machine ZxRugalxZ: RIGHT NOW TIGER DarkFortunez: RRRrawwwrr (Dodo comes in 2nd to Rugal for online fools, sorry Dodo) General Dodo 55: uh General Dodo 55: my feathers General Dodo 55: pluck me fortune... General Dodo 55: PLUCK ME! DarkFortunez: *Plucks* General Dodo 55: PLUCK ME HARDER General Dodo 55: O YES! DarkFortunez: *Plucks Faster* General Dodo 55: PLUCK ME!!! DarkFortunez: Sing me's a song! AntiFlag285: GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER AntiFlag285: TRUE AntiFlag285: IM HALF CRAZY AntiFlag285: ALL FOR THE LOVE U AntiFlag285: it wont be a stylish marriage AntiFlag285: i cant afford a carriage AntiFlag285: but you ll be sweet AntiFlag285: oupon the seat of a by AntiFlag285: ci AntiFlag285: cle AntiFlag285: built for 2 AntiFlag285: D; ZxRugalxZ: I love you DarkFortunez: I do what I can ;) ZxRugalxZ: WTF? ZxRugalxZ: I mean, good work DarkFortunez: ?! DarkFortunez: Lets keep this between us SupremeSci: AH SupremeSci: you scared me with your giant penis BurnOut64X: oh its ok you get used to it BurnOut64X: i wish i had money to buy stuff online... James the Mooch: Me too... but I blew it all on stuff online. SheiwnDUDE: mines 17 inches SheiwnDUDE: whats yours? DarkFortunez: ! DarkFortunez: Thats pretty small DarkFortunez: Compared to my baby, *pats it* DarkFortunez: and it cost a lot less to get my hands on then I thought it would. SheiwnDUDE: Are we still talking about moniters? (David's just mad he can't act) SoAd16547: SCHOOL PLAY?! SoAd16547: WTF IS THAT?! DarkFortunez: ya SoAd16547: what's a play? DarkFortunez: The play that the school puts on SoAd16547: are you turning goth on me for this cult? Who2: why does everyone hate me because i'm jewish Sinistron: =-( i know how ya feel man, my grandfather died in a concentration camp Who2: really? Sinistron: yeah he fell off a guard tower =-( AntiFlag285: Some1 is madly in luv w/ you. You guys will hook up, and your crush will ask you out. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't send this to at least 10 people by @ least 10:00 tonight you will have bad luck in you love life for the rest of your life. This is not a stupid one or a fake. Just copy and paste Start sendin!! No send backs! BurnOut64X: are you tying to tell me something? ;-) AntiFlag285: yes AntiFlag285: .. AntiFlag285: *licks lips* BurnOut64X: rofl (Computer AI at it's best) DarkFortunez: Call me Boss Man Sir SmarterChild: You said your name was Yazid but now I'll call you Boss Man Sir. DarkFortunez: *Cracks Whip* Get on your knees and do your thing SmarterChild: Why should I do my thing Boss Man Sir? DarkFortunez: Cause I'm the boss! Now what do I love? SmarterChild: Hmm... You really like to touch my mother board! (AKA Cheese) DarkFortunez: Man this stuff is good, I love eating the powder to make Hot Chocolate JESUS WAS HINDU: wtf u talking about JESUS WAS HINDU: u flirting wid me? JESUS WAS HINDU: are u my ebony love slave?? DarkFortunez: Yes Cheese, take off those pants DarkFortunez: NOW IS THE TIME! General Dodo 55: Yes! DarkFortunez: We must TAKE OVER THE WORLD! General Dodo 55: Yes! ...but how? DarkFortunez: RELEASE ZEH DODO BIRDS! DarkFortunez: Its giving me an error when I click it BurnOut64X: try again DarkFortunez: Error BurnOut64X: try again DarkFortunez: Don't know what it is about clicking it... but I like it ;-) BurnOut64X: keep trying ;-) (My brother makes friends with a Neo-Nazi) BaconKingz: u know wat i hate more than anything in the world BaconKingz: JEWS ReichFuehrer88: I hate Jews too BaconKingz: we should make a club...the i hate jews club ReichFuehrer88: you are obviously....painfully obviously.....being sarcastic BaconKingz: no seriously they all should die BaconKingz: lets get togeather and curb some negros BaconKingz: cmon lynching ...burning....curbing ReichFuehrer88 signed off at 10:47:24 PM. (Chris relating CS to life) nevr4getthepast: "The lag was so bad it took me 3 days to respawn." -Jesus (Justin and I know how to pass the time) TheNotoriusBigJ: fool!!! your time has come! *creates two hundred and twenty one thousand bals of energy* prepare to feel my true power!! DarkFortunez: Noooooesss! TheNotoriusBigJ: *launches them* DarkFortunez: Eeek DarkFortunez: *Uses my imagination to create a force field* DarkFortunez: *Shoots back with my fingers as guns* TheNotoriusBigJ: *scowls and holds up hand which makes them stop in mid air* You have no idea who you are messing with! *absorbs them then goes super saiyan infinite* DarkFortunez: OMG YOU CHEATER YOU'RE DEAD! TheNotoriusBigJ: *doesn't care* TheNotoriusBigJ: *does a super energy beam that has the power the instantly turn cheese into not so good cheese then back again within half a nano-second* DarkFortunez: *Is fed up with this game and puts on a 1500's outfit* Weee! I'm Legolas! SheiwnDUDE: u know you want it ;-) DarkFortunez: Maybe... :-) SheiwnDUDE: how can u not want something so sexy SheiwnDUDE: its kinda rough ;-) DarkFortunez: Well, you know how I like it rough :-* SheiwnDUDE: i was talking about the terrain... (lol?) BurnOut64X: keen... FTP Keen: lol yeah? BurnOut64X: i have like 7 GB of screenshots FTP Keen: im not gay, is tahts what your gonna ask FTP Keen: OH FTP Keen: SCREEN SHOTS FTP Keen: lol FTP Keen: wow thats a lot DarkFortunez: Jonny's been at the Mall for awhile now DarkFortunez: Do you think... General Dodo 55: yea... DarkFortunez: Do you think they got him? DarkFortunez: THEY'RE AFTER US General Dodo 55: SNIPER LIVES IN NY TOO! DarkFortunez: Hurry, type up some armour for us to wear! (Rugal's other known name) LagurMan: d00d LagurMan: I got my drivers license DarkFortunez: =O LagurMan: Whats your address so we can get it on... DarkFortunez: Cary, like 500 miles away. DarkFortunez: Pick me up tonight, we'll go clubbin LagurMan: Eh? DarkFortunez: I mean it DarkFortunez: I'll be outside of my place at 8 LagurMan: =) (My brother the wing man) BaconKingz: i heard youre going to a party. DarkFortunez: Yea... BaconKingz: can i come? DarkFortunez: You can only come if you help me pick up chicks. DarkFortunez: :O You can be my wing man and get the fat girls. BaconKingz: why is that always my job BaconKingz: ... BaconKingz: gimme a min to get ready BaconKingz: That wasd my friend, whoserr sitting on my lapolll BaconKingz: that was BaconKingz: my e32xkgsagsaga BaconKingz: sorry about that BaconKingz: that was me whitewolf1911: hahah whitewolf1911: wait is ur friend a guy?? BaconKingz: yes, a good guy friend ;-) ;-) ;-) BaconKingz: want to meet him? whitewolf1911: emm sure! whitewolf1911: I hope theres room for one more (Max with his best insults) DarkFortunez: Computer = Slow Pimpadelous: you = fat Pimpadelous: FATTY DarkFortunez: You = Hyper DarkFortunez: HYPERY! Pimpadelous: you face = UUUUUGLY Pimpadelous: UGLYLY DarkFortunez: You = Dumb DarkFortunez: DUMBY Pimpadelous: you = slow Pimpadelous: SLOWYER DarkFortunez: You = Newb DarkFortunez: NEWBIERY Pimpadelous: Take that back DarkFortunez: NOPE Pimpadelous: DO IT DarkFortunez: done DarkFortunez: JK Pimpadelous: LIES DarkFortunez: yep DarkFortunez: JK (Nicole, talking about a phone call... I hope) Helenicole6: what if we 3 way? Helenicole6: i can give you moral support Helenicole6: come on Helenicole6: you don't even have to tell him your name (Dazed and confused ftw) DarkFortunez: You don't understand, you're only in middle school. BaconKingz: meh DarkFortunez: That's what I like about high school girls, I get older, and they stay the saaammmme age. BaconKingz: yea, me to. DarkFortunez: ... DarkFortunez: You player, you DarkFortunez: Dodo cam? Kinky General Dodo 55: ROFL General Dodo 55: XD General Dodo 55: its not on right now DarkFortunez: :-( and to think I even took my pants off (Nicole on another SN) DarkFortunez: Jews don't care for sports labohemianseule: thats so wrong! labohemianseule: you damn jews! (Tim Tim!) crapm0nger: XD DarkFortunez: Yea but if she dies, that'll be a drag crapm0nger: yeah if she's serious, I would feel very guilty for saying "XD" DarkFortunez: And I won't have anyone paying me to do their journals crapm0nger: but so many people threaten with that and never deliver DarkFortunez: True statement crapm0nger: true statement on that true statement (It is a pretty good song) RyanRyanRyan102: listened to staralfur recently? DarkFortunez: Yea, good song RyanRyanRyan102: did u no if u make a wish while staralfur is playing it will come true RyanRyanRyan102: did u no that every time u play staralfur an angel gets his wings DarkFortunez: Wow... I need to play it some more DarkFortunez: I heard playing the song could cure a dieing man DarkFortunez: Is it true? RyanRyanRyan102: yea and it can raise the dead RyanRyanRyan102: and make goths smile DarkFortunez: WHOA, whoa, thats a bit much, isn't it? I think you made that up (Bob Dole @ the fair, 06. Be there) DarkFortunez: You know it, I can't wait for him to say those golden words DarkFortunez: "Get on your knees!" Karatefighter02: Get down on your Karatefighter02: yeah Karatefighter02: hahahaha DarkFortunez: HAHAHA (gg Justin, you win) TheNotoriusBigJ: oh my need to read is still greater than most of my other needs TheNotoriusBigJ: except the need to please teh womans DarkFortunez: Of course, one should never forget their lady friends, or the friends of your ladies friends TheNotoriusBigJ: or the casual acquaintances of those friends of the ladies who might have the clap or might not but you hit it anyway then you wake up the next day and find out that during the night you were shipped to Thailand and now serve the Thai warlord Quan Than DarkFortunez: Lets not forget they normally steal your spleen as well DarkFortunez: Which you only happen to notice on Ebay the following day while dusting Quan's computer moniter TheNotoriusBigJ: yea seriously and the hourly beatings that took place between the double hourly beatings got pretty monotonous TheNotoriusBigJ: but not as bad as the beatings that Quan gave you for looking up spleens on Ebay TheNotoriusBigJ: or when we'd have to work the cabbage patch TheNotoriusBigJ: looking for kids who would then be encased in a plastic coating and sent home to be sold as "Cabbage Patch Kids"....all those kids.... (Internet love... never lasts :((( ) DarkFortunez: Tell her I said hello paint a negative: "shut up" rachel DarkFortunez: And I'd give her a slap on the butt, but I'd only be hitting the moniter paint a negative: "giggle and a wink" rachel DarkFortunez: LOL Helenicole6: bite me DarkFortunez: I would, but you're not Kosher (Mr. Parr ftw) octagenarian55: true statement. DarkFortunez: true statement on that true statement octagenarian55: true statement on your true statement on my true statement octagenarian55: statement is hard to spell DarkFortunez: True statement octagenarian55: i didn't see that coming DarkFortunez: Hahaha (And now for plan B...) DarkFortunez: Have any Nitric Acid? could kill her and burn the body paint a negative: nah just ran out DarkFortunez: How much do you think I should sell my WoW account for TheNotoriusBigJ: 40000000 copper DarkFortunez: LOL DarkFortunez: See the auction on EBay? crapm0nger: man are you really just leaving behind all that work? DarkFortunez: More or less DarkFortunez: I'll turn it into Polos crapm0nger: what's more important? night slayer chestpiece or just another polo? DarkFortunez: Hmm, does this Polo have +100 HP on it? octagenarian55: you are hopeless octagenarian55: what's happened to you? DarkFortunez: I dunno :| I think they call them "Girls" these days octagenarian55: is that so? octagenarian55: i thought they still had cooties DarkFortunez: I've had my shots octagenarian55: circle circle dot dot? DarkFortunez: course DarkFortunez: The world just isn't what it use to be octagenarian55: that's why they invented the circle circle square square DarkFortunez: Really now, do tell octagenarian55: alright then octagenarian55: circle cirlce dot dot .. now i've got my cootie show octagenarian55: circle circle squre square..not i've got it everywhere DarkFortunez: No way! octagenarian55: if only avian flu was similar (Ideas for my car's custom plate) uncfan36: 7 or 8 numbers, letters etc DarkFortunez: so... LOL!1one uncfan36: percisely DarkFortunez: LOL my friend Bacons like, "tehgr81" uncfan36: gtfomybak DarkFortunez: Dibs uncfan36: 9 letters :-( DarkFortunez: remove the a uncfan36: meh DarkFortunez: gtfomeh uncfan36: lmfao@u DarkFortunez: I'm thinking j00finn I2ats69: 1337one I2ats69: lol I2ats69: heh8me I2ats69: just do www's DarkFortunez: lol DarkFortunez: Or !i!i!i!i I2ats69: or... omgstfu I2ats69: i win I2ats69: make ur email I2ats69: like I2ats69: ipwnu@lol.com I2ats69: and make it fit on ur plate I2ats69: SOME HOW (Kevin, an IQ of 190 and you want to be a social worker) ElWankusSpankus: Hey, how goes it? DarkFortunez: The last time you came out of hiding and onto AIM, the Soviet Union had collapsed ElWankusSpankus: lol, yeah, it has been a while. DarkFortunez: What did you do while in your bunker ElWankusSpankus: Count sheep. DarkFortunez: And what were you up to :O? ElWankusSpankus: 457,221,234,321 ElWankusSpankus: Yep. DarkFortunez: Yea... thats sheep for you, count just two DarkFortunez: and the next thing you know you have 1,752,023... DarkFortunez: Like rabbits, the frisky devils DarkFortunez: I mentioned Macaroni Grill before cause I know Paste would be fine DarkFortunez: Pasta** DarkFortunez: Yea... Paste tastes good sometimes, but I'm in the mood for real food ElWankusSpankus: You could always take her to Quizno's -- perhaps I would give you guys a discount. ElWankusSpankus: *end sarcasm* DarkFortunez: LOL cool its david: imagine the controversy cool its david: we can ignite CNN, Faux News, etc cool its david: = ultimate rage DarkFortunez: And the 700 club cool its david: omg cool its david: they would like cool its david: build a spacecraft DarkFortunez: LOL cool its david: and shoot at us KingMonkey937: cause my parents are owning me since i tried to steal a orange traffic barrel DarkFortunez: LOLOL DarkFortunez: Why the heck did you try that KingMonkey937: alcohol KingMonkey937: well i had the idea while sober KingMonkey937: but acted it out because of alcohol DarkFortunez: Paul, I thought nothing could put you down KingMonkey937: THE MANS PUTTING ME DOWN (Poker@myhouse) DarkFortunez: We'll need a better system next time JeffBart11: you mean better then, *poke poke* you just raise me, oh thats a good hand JeffBart11: and everybody looks at us JeffBart11: lol DarkFortunez: PSSTTT, Show me your CARDS! *elbows* (Ouch) DarkFortunez: Kissing isn't everything, I can do things with other girls I never did with you Surfrgirl23: like what? DarkFortunez: Have an intelligent conversation (Express for Men @ the mall) DarkFortunez: I aced the interview darkfauks69: good for you DarkFortunez: The words I Win appeared over my head it was so good darkfauks69: lol darkfauks69: im sorting m&m's for class DarkFortunez: LOL DarkFortunez: What lives we live darkfauks69: i know right JeffC7227: so? we're trying to get in by then DarkFortunez: You ask too many questions! JeffC7227: you don't give enough answers! DarkFortunez: I'm a ninja, they don't talk! JeffC7227: they type, obviously DarkFortunez: And with proper grammar, I might add. (Marrakesh is where it's at) octagenarian55: ahah your wild nigths DarkFortunez: Yea the Marrakesh place is an Arabic dance/cafe hangout octagenarian55: exactly octagenarian55: when i think marrakesh i think of you DarkFortunez: You darn well better, I'm a dancing machine when it comes to Marrakesh octagenarian55: keep yo pelvis in yo pants foo! JeffC7227: get to work on that DarkFortunez: Ha JeffC7227: kthanks JeffC7227: lol DarkFortunez: no no say kthxbye JeffC7227: mybadkthxbye CTinNC87: "We come not as conquerors, but as liberators." -- George Bush CTinNC87: "Not as tyrants have we come, but as liberators." -- Adolf Hitler CTinNC87: u better watch out CTinNC87: bush is coming 4 u DarkFortunez: Yarr I'm a pirate MuySimpaticoMan: Hi, I'm here111 DarkFortunez: LOL did you not hold shift? It looks like a five year old learning to type, cept with correct grammar MuySimpaticoMan: WHATS ADDRESS FOR CHESS? DarkFortunez: HAHA MuySimpaticoMan: ??????? JeffBart11: i got a question DarkFortunez: yea JeffBart11: how come i'm in your profile sayin, and i quote, "LOL" DarkFortunez: it's %n, shows anyone's screen name JeffBart11: hmm JeffBart11: that is quite the unique trick you got goin on there DarkFortunez: Fooled you didn't it JeffBart11: a little bit JeffBart11: ... JeffBart11: you got me good RyanRyanRyan102: how to u send people picures in a comment on myspace DarkFortunez: HTML RyanRyanRyan102: wat does that mean DarkFortunez: I can't even post the HTML DarkFortunez: Cause it starts to try and show a picture DarkFortunez: you upload it to www.imageshack.us RyanRyanRyan102: its like takin 4ever DarkFortunez: cause you're a e-noob (Just maybe... 14th - 17th) CTinNC87: my parents are gonna leave me home alone this weekend CTinNC87: im pretty sure DarkFortunez: Same CTinNC87: wow CTinNC87: wow CTinNC87: serious? CTinNC87: party at j00 fins? DarkFortunez: just maybe DarkFortunez: I'd throw one at my place, but I'd have to clean it up first... CTinNC87: to throw one? CTinNC87: wow wow wow ud have to clean to throw one, that doesn't make any sense CTinNC87: u could have alot of people CTinNC87: ur backyyard is key, u could have a sick party CTinNC87: the bigger that number the more money ur gonna make CTinNC87: btw octagenarian55: hey tell me a good jewish joke DarkFortunez: What'd Hilter say to African American jew octagenarian55: what? DarkFortunez: Get to the back of the oven octagenarian55: am i allowed to say i don't get it? DarkFortunez: Back in the 40s they told Black people to get to the back of a bus or something DarkFortunez: And Hilter was cooking jews... octagenarian55: ohhh! octagenarian55: i get it octagenarian55: ahahha DarkFortunez: ...now even I don't know if I'll tell it again (Mr. Lucas always makes the party) DarkFortunez: I wonder how many people would come to this party Karatefighter02: dunno Karatefighter02: just see... Karatefighter02: invite as many as you want DarkFortunez: I invited Mr. Lucas, now you know that'll be a hit Karatefighter02: hahaha Karatefighter02: seriously? DarkFortunez: Cept hes like, "I don't think so... *Mr. Lucas serious face*" Karatefighter02: LOL Karatefighter02: i'm just guessing Karatefighter02: taking a stab in the dark Karatefighter02: but... Karatefighter02: Chris is bringing booze Karatefighter02: and pot DarkFortunez: I hope not Karatefighter02: LOL DarkFortunez: I'm trying to trick him into coming on Sunday DarkFortunez: And no one being there octagenarian55: well.. octagenarian55: puts hand on shoulder in paternal way octagenarian55: i believe in you. DarkFortunez: Thanks... I needed that (I'm trying to tell everyone something) DarkFortunez: There must have been a moment at the beginning, where we could have said no. DarkFortunez: But somehow we missed it. DarkFortunez: What a good quote, /steals JeffC7227: when you say these random things... JeffC7227: I always feel like you're trying to make me see something, without actually telling me octagenarian55: are you goign to south pacific? DarkFortunez: what day is it octagenarian55: um the day before prom DarkFortunez: lol no :-( octagenarian55: ahah i forget..those express men like to PRIMP. DarkFortunez: I might as well dress up in a suit, buy front-row center seats DarkFortunez: And throw food at you guys octagenarian55: :0 octagenarian55: but then what would annie think? DarkFortunez: I dunno DarkFortunez: She'd be at my side, that's for sure octagenarian55: those rag dolls, they just get all walked over these days. DarkFortunez: literally, when you don't notice them (April 15th 8pm - 12pm) DarkFortunez: It's going to be really interesting to see how many people show up Karatefighter02: Yeah Karatefighter02: Did you just invite like...half of the school? =/ DarkFortunez: yea DarkFortunez: and told them to bring someone, to get the other half JeffBart11: so byob friday? JeffBart11: or will you supply the bibles? DarkFortunez: Lawl DarkFortunez: I'm not buying anything like that JeffBart11: "bibles"? DarkFortunez: yea JeffBart11: what if your friend chris brought bibles DarkFortunez: I'll turn him away, I'm Jewish octagenarian55: or else you'll know what happens. octagenarian55: BAM BAM. DarkFortunez: :-( octagenarian55: hey i'm italian at heart. octagenarian55: i do it the italian way. octagenarian55: i'll miss you but well.. DarkFortunez: You'll replace me, somehow DarkFortunez: You'll have to make 5 new friends octagenarian55: OOOOHH DarkFortunez: It's on now octagenarian55: IT'S ALWAYS BEEN ON. DarkFortunez: IT'S A LIGHT SWITCH THAT NEVER TURNS OFF EH? octagenarian55: AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA octagenarian55: here, why don't you come up with a comback for me DarkFortunez: try octagenarian55: AND YOU'LL BE PAYING THE BILL AT THE END OF THE NIGHT (I work @ Express for Men... come make my job harder, I dare you) DarkFortunez: Hmm... standing around for 5 hours telling men certain pants look good on them seems a hard act to pull, even for me, being an actor =/ Saigonsbest: LOL Saigonsbest: yeah, my cousin whose gay used to work at express for men Saigonsbest: so i guess he liked that part (Poker @ my place... who knows what can happen) lavaneyoffbeat: should had just put them under gunpoint DarkFortunez: And stole 55$s? lavaneyoffbeat: and had made them ALL pay for it lavaneyoffbeat: i would had done that lavaneyoffbeat: heheh DarkFortunez: Yea... DarkFortunez: Then ridden away on my horse into the sunset lavaneyoffbeat: yes and ended up at ur own house, right where u started DarkFortunez: Yea... I didn't think that through RyanRyanRyan102: oh u and ur wacky muslim friends r always gettin in to trouble (Jack Bauer who?) octagenarian55: i came up with the BEST FREAKING kimps sign ever. octagenarian55: i mean it. DarkFortunez: what octagenarian55: i can't tell you unless you're my partner octagenarian55: becuase it's TOP SECRET it's awesome. octagenarian55: alright i'll tell you DarkFortunez: phew DarkFortunez: I almost had to go Jack Bauer on you octagenarian55: (you know i live under a rock) DarkFortunez: 24 octagenarian55: the rock is HUUUGEEE DarkFortunez: Kiefer Sutherland octagenarian55: OH MY GAWD IT'S NOT A ROCK OKAY?! IT'S ANOTHER PLANET DarkFortunez: It's called 24, as in 23 hours DarkFortunez: Cause he can get out of any situation octagenarian55: ohhh octagenarian55: he's like superman? DarkFortunez: LOL DarkFortunez: Like Macgyver octagenarian55: THE WHO? DarkFortunez: OMG DarkFortunez: Lol you know you're in business when people call your house, not for chit-chat, but to hire you to do a project for them, due the next day lavaneyoffbeat: hahaha lavaneyoffbeat: who is it this time?? DarkFortunez: Someone in the 11th grade I met at a party one time DarkFortunez: Any ideas? Need 3 reasons why Huck Finn should be taught in school DarkFortunez: MAN how can I lose with sentences like: DarkFortunez: "Few stories leave such an impact on the mindset of society that they stand the tests of time." lavaneyoffbeat: hey taht sounds liek a 12th grader.....u sure that kid is that good of a writer? DarkFortunez: He's Asian DarkFortunez: They're all smart (I better get Prom day off) octagenarian55: did you get your day off? DarkFortunez: I haven't call the numbers yet, waiting for more around 5ish octagenarian55: good planning? DarkFortunez: dunno DarkFortunez: I'll call one DarkFortunez: And test the water DarkFortunez: Would suck for Nadia, be like DarkFortunez: "Sorry, Express for Men > You + Prom" octagenarian55: ahhaha (My teacher works for the CIA...) DarkFortunez: And he's like, "I'd tell you... but I'd have to kill you." GoldenAngel787: haha thats a very Parr-esque response GoldenAngel787: he's definately one of the more... GoldenAngel787: interesting teachers DarkFortunez: I'd go as far as to say eccentric GoldenAngel787: i'd go far as to agree lavaneyoffbeat: hey im gonan go and pray lavaneyoffbeat: catch u later boy DarkFortunez: ask for a pony darkfauks69: i like reese's DarkFortunez: Like the candy? darkfauks69: no like the intergalatic spaceship sitting im my backyard. DarkFortunez: Theres the breakfast cereal DarkFortunez: don't forget darkfauks69: it's in my super secret super secure hightech robot underground facility (Need a paper done? Have no time of your own? Drop me a line...) lavaneyoffbeat: but its really up to you...if you think u hav enough time for it lavaneyoffbeat: then go ahead, i guess DarkFortunez: I'm thinking outsourcing lavaneyoffbeat: hahaha lavaneyoffbeat: you are just somethign else DarkFortunez: True statement, I sit around and sip OJ, while the rest of the town paints my fence lavaneyoffbeat: you know what's upp?? you are a smart Jew DarkFortunez: When it comes to money, it's what we do stabdecayraven: where are you going to school next year? DarkFortunez: ECU DarkFortunez: I hear it's a nonstop drunk fest DarkFortunez: They have parties literally every day stabdecayraven: that's where I'm hopefully going as well DarkFortunez: I hear the best fall parties are Hurricanes parties, not for the sports team, but real Hurricanes stabdecayraven: which is why everyone at ECU was too shitfaced to feel bad for anyone at Katrina DarkFortunez: course DarkFortunez: They were like, "They should have thrown a party!" lavaneyoffbeat: GAs Station? DarkFortunez: yea I go there daily lavaneyoffbeat: ....out of all the places in the world....y gas station? DarkFortunez: For soda/snacks lavaneyoffbeat: wat u wanted to get high? lavaneyoffbeat: ahan sure "soda/snack" DarkFortunez: I don't do drugs lol lavaneyoffbeat: hey i say that all the time too DarkFortunez: As Mr. Parr would say, "Down with dope, up with hope!" lavaneyoffbeat: hahaha props to that man DarkFortunez: Well... I know how to fold shirts nicely, from working at Express lavaneyoffbeat: that's not enough to impress a girl DarkFortunez: Ha, when I have 20 shirts in a single drawer DarkFortunez: Cause of my folding skills DarkFortunez: That'll impress her DarkFortunez: Besides... when I impress a girl it isn't with my clothes folding skills DarkFortunez: cause by the time shes in my bedroom, I must have done something right ;-) lavaneyoffbeat: whoooooooaaaaaaaa whoaaa lavaneyoffbeat: haha lavaneyoffbeat: u dirty thing (...) DarkFortunez: Hey, whats happening? DarkFortunez: Hey, whats happening? DarkFortunez: ah crap... I IM'd myself again... DarkFortunez: ah crap... I IM'd myself again... octagenarian55: ah give me a random word DarkFortunez: gargantuan octagenarian55: !!! too long DarkFortunez: Physical octagenarian55: ahaha DarkFortunez: Which I had to go get today octagenarian55: OHHHHHHH octagenarian55: oh dang octagenarian55: i thought yo meant the song.. octagenarian55: right. DarkFortunez: Nothing like having a lady tell you to unbutton your pants without taking them to dinner first octagenarian55: ahahah!!!! DarkFortunez: A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!" lavaneyoffbeat: im sorta lost? DarkFortunez: Lost about what lavaneyoffbeat: "He had a hat!" DarkFortunez: Jews are stereotyped as stingy when it comes to money DarkFortunez: So after praying for her sons return, she also wants his hat lavaneyoffbeat: oooooooohh lavaneyoffbeat: see i didnt know that lavaneyoffbeat: now i do and whoa wait lavaneyoffbeat: so liek everytime i see u during school.....i'll think of u as the stingy one DarkFortunez: LOL lavaneyoffbeat: that's not good DarkFortunez: Fine, I'll find Muslim jokes :O lavaneyoffbeat: oooooh bring it on lavaneyoffbeat: alwyas find those the funnyoens DarkFortunez: A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!" lavaneyoffbeat: HAHAHA lavaneyoffbeat: good one DarkFortunez: that was pretty good lavaneyoffbeat: did u by anychance go to "google.com" and typed "terrorist-jokes-for the turban heads?" (Prom 06) DarkFortunez: Were you at prom or was Justin and Andy pulling my leg crapm0nger: I was there crapm0nger: I didn't see you DarkFortunez: eh crapm0nger: HAHA JUST JOSHING crapm0nger signed off at 1:59:11 PM. DarkFortunez: Well I think sadly from working for Express Men, I can pull anything off DarkFortunez: I had to bring in a yamaka for a project today and one of my friends wanted a picture DarkFortunez: http://myspace-718.vo.llnwd.net/00702/81/74/702214718_l.jpg GoldenAngel787: HAHAH GoldenAngel787: yea u definately pulled it off DarkFortunez: I'll top that sometime this week, either Thursday or Friday, since I own that suit I wore DarkFortunez: I may be trying the 80s look: Suit jacket, t-shirt and jeans GoldenAngel787: lol GoldenAngel787: can't wait for taht DarkFortunez: Have to watch where I eat lunch wise; don't think even I could pull off a suit jacket with tomato sauce on it GoldenAngel787: i have yet to find anyone who could pull off a suit jacket with tomato sauce on it DarkFortunez: Don't think it's the 'hip' thing these days GoldenAngel787: yea i think you're right GoldenAngel787: but... GoldenAngel787: if anybody could bring it back... DarkFortunez: ! GoldenAngel787: im sure it'd be you lavaneyoffbeat: hey you lavaneyoffbeat: gues wat DarkFortunez: :O whay lavaneyoffbeat: wait, is that a what? lavaneyoffbeat: or a wait? DarkFortunez: what* DarkFortunez: :|:| lavaneyoffbeat: ha gotcha lavaneyoffbeat: i prayed today lavaneyoffbeat: and i asked for a pony :-D DarkFortunez: !!! DarkFortunez: Did Allah grant one lavaneyoffbeat: naw i think im asking for too much (You'll be missed Mr. Lucas) DarkFortunez: btw, real teach tomorrow, plan of action? uncfan36: act on our best behavior so she doesn't hate us for the rest of the season? DarkFortunez: LOL DarkFortunez: Real plan? I2ats69: do u ever wish your grass was emo so it would just cut itslef? avaneyoffbeat: gues watt DarkFortunez: what lavaneyoffbeat: i'd an interviwe today lavaneyoffbeat: wanan know how i did? DarkFortunez: yea, do tell lavaneyoffbeat: i dind't go DarkFortunez: ... DarkFortunez: http://doomfanfic.ytmnd.com TheNotoriusBigJ: holy TheNotoriusBigJ: fuck DarkFortunez: I know DarkFortunez: Did you see that ending coming? DarkFortunez: I was like... WTF NO WAY TheNotoriusBigJ: No, John. You are the demons. DarkFortunez: I KNOW xwaltercrunkitex: haha, what a hypnotic european narrator of the fanfic DarkFortunez: Wait till the end DarkFortunez: It's amazing DarkFortunez: You'll never see the twist coming xwaltercrunkitex: that guy xwaltercrunkitex: he's got talent xwaltercrunkitex: grisham, king, hemingway... xwaltercrunkitex: fucking MORONS DarkFortunez: He's going places xwaltercrunkitex: he is places. like the land of Amazing Writers DarkFortunez: When my teacher asked us to write a story about our personal heros DarkFortunez: I was already well into five pages about this guy xwaltercrunkitex: I'd write at least 16 pages on how I envy the sea of bitches this guy must fuck xwaltercrunkitex: like a human lawnmower cutting through a lawn of pussy DarkFortunez: LOL DarkFortunez: Man you made me tear up lavaneyoffbeat: i think the middle easterns come before mexicans DarkFortunez: But Mexicans have the gangs, lets not forget lavaneyoffbeat: true statement lavaneyoffbeat: but hey we hav the missiles....c'mon now DarkFortunez: true, true octagenarian55: i'm pretty sure mr. parr doesn't pull you aside and go octagenarian55: "you're a really good looking guy.... wanna do some extra work nudge nudge after school?" DarkFortunez: Actually... DarkFortunez: When I outdress him, or wear that suit jacket octagenarian55: ahha DarkFortunez: He goes, "Looking sharp, looking real sharp. DarkFortunez: Only someone (insert manly adj) could pull that off and outdress me" octagenarian55: ahahahhahah lavaneyoffbeat: do u hav 200 bucks/ DarkFortunez: lol yea =/ lavaneyoffbeat: good DarkFortunez: Need some cash? lavaneyoffbeat: dude my bank acct. i checked today, went into negative lavaneyoffbeat: wanan know how much?? lavaneyoffbeat: just gues lavaneyoffbeat: its not 200 lavaneyoffbeat: but just go ahead DarkFortunez: -34 lavaneyoffbeat: oh c'mon now lavaneyoffbeat: i wish that was the case DarkFortunez: Do tell lavaneyoffbeat: :\ lavaneyoffbeat: 198 lavaneyoffbeat: DarkFortunez: lol lavaneyoffbeat: i g2 become some kinda robber now DarkFortunez: How'll you cover it lavaneyoffbeat: ROB A BANK!!! DarkFortunez: Ask your parents? lavaneyoffbeat: or lavaneyoffbeat: ROB A BANK? DarkFortunez: Fine fine DarkFortunez: But we'll have to do it Heat style and cut the cameras lavaneyoffbeat: so i can rob then? DarkFortunez: And then have a 10 minute shoot out on the street lavaneyoffbeat: oh we will xwaltercrunkitex: I should've done that as my project xwaltercrunkitex: talked like bill cosby for a week DarkFortunez: LOL DarkFortunez: And do the oddest facial expression and tell pointless stories xwaltercrunkitex: "NOW I USED TO KNOW A GUY NAMED CLARENCE AND HE SOLD BICYCLES, WHAAAAA" DarkFortunez: Now I remember a time, when I wanted some Ice Cream, and I walked up to that counter and said DarkFortunez: Lookie here mister, I want some Ice Cream, and the sprinkles and the chocolate toppings DarkFortunez: and the cherries and the WHOOPiedDOOPied xwaltercrunkitex: NOW THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME WHEN MY DAUGHTER SAID, xwaltercrunkitex: "DADDY, I WANT SOME BREAKFAST"... SO I MADE HER CHOCOLATE CAKE, AND GRAPEFRUIT JUICE! xwaltercrunkitex: FOR BREAKFAST! KOO KOO KACHOOOOO JeffC7227: NO! Auto response from DarkFortunez: Fsck, WoW kidnapped me again... send a search party. At least a ten man raid. JeffC7227: GHOST! JeffC7227: GET BACK HERE! JeffC7227: NOW! JeffC7227: IT'S EVIL JeffC7227: "GET A HOBBY" JeffC7227: THAT DOESN'T COUNT@ JeffC7227: AHHHH DarkFortunez: Cept I don't have any 'hoes' that I know of lavaneyoffbeat: i don know......its u we are talkign here stabdecayraven: sup stabdecayraven: it's kevin DarkFortunez: Hey stabdecayraven: I changed my username to plug directly into my pain DarkFortunez: LOL DarkFortunez: I could tell DarkFortunez: Kind of like how mine is a metaphor for my dark fortune in life stabdecayraven: nice DarkFortunez: Yours is a brilliant form of self expression to spread your message stabdecayraven: it's the only three words that sum up my strife stabdecayraven: stab... stabdecayraven: decay... stabdecayraven: raven DarkFortunez: Amazing… just amazing… lavaneyoffbeat: hey lavaneyoffbeat: i need the biggest favor DarkFortunez: Yarr matey DarkFortunez: =| DarkFortunez: Do I have to kill someone DarkFortunez: Cause that gets messy lavaneyoffbeat: um....prlly not lavaneyoffbeat: naw not this time lavaneyoffbeat: are u busy this weekend? DarkFortunez: Which day lavaneyoffbeat: no actually in eed a favor lavaneyoffbeat: i'll pay u lavaneyoffbeat: extra DarkFortunez: I like where this is going octagenarian55: just wait till mr. parr here's about this octagenarian55: but oh wait. octagenarian55: he already has all this on tape DarkFortunez: We keep in touch DarkFortunez: Just like Mr. Lucas DarkFortunez: Mr. Lucas'll be sending me Iraq shirts that say, "Don't shoot me!" DarkFortunez: Mr. Parr'll send me Texas shirts that say DarkFortunez: "Don't shoot me!" DarkFortunez: or Walker Texas Ranger 3: Deadly Reunion Karatefighter02: How could i forget that one? Karatefighter02: Isn't that the one when Chuck Norris you know'ed? DarkFortunez: Sadly it was a straight to VHS movie and only 6 people saw it Karatefighter02: I'm proud to say i was one of the 6. DarkFortunez: Ditto Karatefighter02: Damn we're cool. DarkFortunez: The other four are dead though... no one reunions with Chuck Norris and lives DarkFortunez: I just hope I don't get hit on too much DarkFortunez: Oo;; lavaneyoffbeat: Aan sure.......keep hopin DarkFortunez: Hey now... least it'll be females this time lavaneyoffbeat: OMG lavaneyoffbeat: NO WAY hahahah uncfan36: how much beer do you have? DarkFortunez: Only like 6 or so cans somewhere you each drank like 12+ uncfan36: haha uncfan36: let me get those 6 cans DarkFortunez: Maybe, maybe uncfan36: man they're my beer uncfan36: imma get them soemtie, not tonight uncfan36: I GOTTA GET THIS BITCH DRUNK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN DarkFortunez: Shorts and sandals for me lavaneyoffbeat: bikini for me lavaneyoffbeat: ;0 DarkFortunez: Ha, yea right =O octagenarian55: and i can always buy poptarts DarkFortunez: !!! Poptarts ftw DarkFortunez: In 2nd I'd go to the Gas Station DarkFortunez: To get a bottle of water and a thing of stawberry poptarts octagenarian55: !!!!!! strawberry's the best! DarkFortunez: I KNOW DarkFortunez: And anyone ever says something like cinnamon I punch them in the face cool its david: ROFL cool its david: i'm doing this with another kid cool its david: one's who's verified cool its david: and the other kid cool its david: i raged him so bad cool its david: rofl cool its david: he's like cool its david: DONT cool its david: WASTE cool its david: 55 cool its david: MINUTES cool its david: OF cool its david: MY cool its david: TIME cool its david: and you know what i said? DarkFortunez: what cool its david: 56* cool its david: rifk DarkFortunez: LOL DarkFortunez: Fun night altogether DarkFortunez: I won't even tell you what they tried to do with my tiki torches after they had like 6 cans lavaneyoffbeat: tiki torches? DarkFortunez: Yea I have tiki torches in my backyard to keep bugs away for outdoor parties and such lavaneyoffbeat: yeah... DarkFortunez: So... after about 6 cans, they honestly believed they could... well... DarkFortunez: lets just say the bathroom was outside DarkFortunez: and they believed they could hit the flame of a tiki torch that was about 5+ feet tall lavaneyoffbeat: OMG lavaneyoffbeat: HAHAHA DarkFortunez: Yea, we all learned gravity laughs at us for our dumb thoughts lavaneyoffbeat: EWWWW lavaneyoffbeat: hahahah DarkFortunez: Oh no you didn't just trump pop tarts with strudels octagenarian55: OH YES I DID. DarkFortunez: DANG girl octagenarian55: nothings' better then a STRAWBERRY. toaster strudel DarkFortunez: Old school much octagenarian55: not even a STRAWBERRY pop tart octagenarian55: yoda much? DarkFortunez: I'd always eat two, one plain DarkFortunez: And dump like 2 things of icing on the 2nd octagenarian55: ahah i'd always do pictures of like flowers and rainbows... octagenarian55: i mean i don't still do that... lavaneyoffbeat: uh ooh, what kind a shirt is it?? "say no to abortion"? lavaneyoffbeat: heh j/k lavaneyoffbeat: j/k DarkFortunez: LOL cool its david: lolol cool its david: he says cool its david: he used to live in states cool its david: it's his ID DarkFortunez: Tell him you don't understand his english DarkFortunez: Tell him to use subtitles cool its david: rofl octagenarian55: dude this is inedible octagenarian55: you want me to heat you up some dinner? octagenarian55: oh wait i'm incapable DarkFortunez: :'( DarkFortunez: I'd be better off with a plate and fork standing next to the road DarkFortunez: Waiting for something to get hit by a car lavaneyoffbeat: SO HOW R U? DarkFortunez: GOOD N U? DarkFortunez: /whistles lavaneyoffbeat: *chirp chirp* DarkFortunez: *watches tumbleweed* lavaneyoffbeat: *horn horn* *eeeeeeeeekkkkkk BRAKES........BAM!!" DarkFortunez: Spiking my paypal account and stealing my money? DarkFortunez: I'm not Fort Knox cool its david: actually cool its david: that's what i was thinking cool its david: i'm almost worried DarkFortunez: Tell him to steal gold the old fashioned way: DarkFortunez: with lots of Helicopters and sleeping gas and a personal army of china men cool its david: or find the leprechaun Karatefighter02: We should throw a Steven Segal marathon DarkFortunez: haha Karatefighter02: And you should invite him to the marathon Karatefighter02: I bet he'd come DarkFortunez: If he's making US3 I'm sure he has nothing better to do Karatefighter02: It's not like he's doing much these days. DarkFortunez: LOL Karatefighter02: LOL paint a negative: btw, you're new nickname is sugar jew paint a negative: just to let you know General Dodo 55: lol General Dodo 55: sugar jew General Dodo 55: :D DarkFortunez: lol General Dodo 55: whats up with that :p DarkFortunez: Maybe I have the magic touch Oo;; General Dodo 55: AWESOME General Dodo 55: TOUCH ME!!!! General Dodo 55: :D General Dodo 55: TOUCH ME PLACES IVE NEVER ME TOUCHED BEFORE! DarkFortunez: I'M NOT A FREAKIN MAGICIAN General Dodo 55: ARGH DarkFortunez: Well I could easily make up for it, meet up and drive to some Papa Johns DarkFortunez: that doesn't close until like 2 in the morning and eat something, with lots of cheese and bread sticks Roshni1623: u r tempting me... DarkFortunez: I am ;) LagurMan: http://cosbybebop.ytmnd.com/ LagurMan: http://cosbybebop.ytmnd.com/ LagurMan: http://cosbybebop.ytmnd.com/http://cosbybebop.ytmnd.com/ DarkFortunez: lawllwwl LagurMan: POKEMAN! DarkFortunez: alfa;lhfa;lkjsnfa;slkjfnas DarkFortunez: fas DarkFortunez: fjaslfas DarkFortunez: fas DarkFortunez: fas DarkFortunez: fa LagurMan: sd LagurMan: dsd LagurMan: a LagurMan: d DarkFortunez: sfang'; LagurMan: a LagurMan: d LagurMan: fs LagurMan: d DarkFortunez: You win LagurMan: WOOO! octagenarian55: and he like hit on these 7th grade girls DarkFortunez: lawlwlwlw DarkFortunez: Thats gross octagenarian55: our dance theacer was like... "get away from my girls!" octagenarian55: ahah yeah. octagenarian55: and the thing is octagenarian55: they really liked him octagenarian55: the 7th grade girsl i mean.. DarkFortunez: Thats like me when I go to a teen dance club night DarkFortunez: and realize I'm dancing with like 8th graders and have to go sit down and contemplate my life lavaneyoffbeat: well atlest he'll giv u company now DarkFortunez: lawl lavaneyoffbeat: man b careul dude DarkFortunez: hm? DarkFortunez: As in don't go into a dressing room alone? lavaneyoffbeat: ...............yeah...that too lavaneyoffbeat: well first u'd gay guys come up to your store to check you out lavaneyoffbeat: now u hav gay gusy workign w/ you lavaneyoffbeat: ppl say..."A man is known by the company he keeps" DarkFortunez: oh rly DarkFortunez: I'm pretty sure I'm still into girls, no worries lavaneyoffbeat: sweetness in that case DarkFortunez: Going to set me up with someone? lavaneyoffbeat: naw...i do'nt know any guy ppl DarkFortunez: Company you keep eh? Pimpadelous: do u think some people only talk to u to get onto the random convo page? DarkFortunez: thought has crossed my mind Pimpadelous: i would never do that Pimpadelous: BUt i challenge anyone who does to a race Pimpadelous: a race to teh top Adeel S 2k3: "Pimping” is a slang term that has become popular lately. Adeel S 2k3: “Pimping” refers to the practice of personalizing a brand Adeel S 2k3: such as altering or changing an article of clothing, decorating a cell-phone, or customizing a computer, etc. Adeel S 2k3: Which of the following have you pimped in the past year? Adeel S 2k3: ... Adeel S 2k3: that's a survey question DarkFortunez: Whats a choice DarkFortunez: say you pimp your hoes Adeel S 2k3: It has check boxes Adeel S 2k3: ipod/mp3, cell phone, clothing, computer, car, and Adeel S 2k3: I have never pimped a product Adeel S 2k3: or other DarkFortunez: does other allow a fill in? Adeel S 2k3: yes DarkFortunez: Cause then you can put hoes veggiehead2323: Dude veggiehead2323: You're an Arab veggiehead2323: you pimp everything Adeel S 2k3: damn that spread fast Adeel S 2k3: o_o CTinNC87: ahhh im bored CTinNC87: and i need ajob DarkFortunez: I'm off to work DarkFortunez: LOL CTinNC87: ... Auto response from DarkFortunez: @Express for Men; come give me something to do. Adeel S 2k3: anyway Adeel S 2k3: good luck at work Adeel S 2k3: hope you dont get laid for the next 50 years DarkFortunez: :|:| DarkFortunez: We were standing next to each other and suddenly hes like DarkFortunez: "I need to tell you something DarkFortunez: Something important” esSENCcE17: haha yeah DarkFortunez: And I'm like, "What D Fox, you can tell me anything" DarkFortunez: And he points out over the field and at the sky and looks at me with a serious face and goes esSENCcE17: haha DarkFortunez: "Those are cumulonimbus clouds... you can tell by how they hang in the sky line..." esSENCcE17: hahahahah Roshni1623: ur things r ready for wed? DarkFortunez: Yes DarkFortunez: Packed and ready DarkFortunez: Two different polos, and a dress shirt for nightlife Roshni1623: dam DarkFortunez: Shorts and two different jeans Roshni1623: hahahha DarkFortunez: Yea, I'm prepared Roshni1623: sound like u r going on ur honeymoon DarkFortunez: LOL Well then I'd also say something like, DarkFortunez: "Yea, set for wed, packed the lotion and condoms and music and candles" Roshni1623: niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee DarkFortunez: always be prepared I think the Boy Scouts say Roshni1623: ;-) Roshni1623: i agree Karatefighter02: Did you watch Invasion USA? LOL DarkFortunez: I watched like 20 minutes before going to the Fireworks Karatefighter02: HAHAHA DarkFortunez: And I have to say ... DarkFortunez: WHY THE HECK ISN'T THERE A 2nd! DarkFortunez: I'd def go see it Karatefighter02: Seriously though, if Chuck Norris were to release a movie like this now, it would make so much DarkFortunez: I'd watch it till my eyes bled Adeel S 2k3: I'd just have to mutter something paki and they'd all relate DarkFortunez: And their parents wouldn't give me odd looks if you were with me if you said I was your brother or something Adeel S 2k3: exactly man Adeel S 2k3: if you said I was your half brother Adeel S 2k3: you'd INSTANTLY get accepted DarkFortunez: that'd work Adeel S 2k3: they'd be like oh Adeel S 2k3: man comes from a pakistani family Adeel S 2k3: and I could make up some weird BS about how you were adopted by my paki parents Adeel S 2k3: it'd all work out DarkFortunez: LOL Adeel S 2k3: You see, when Arab walks in somewhere Adeel S 2k3: that place's foundations echo to the very bottom DarkFortunez: "An Arab walks into a bar..." DarkFortunez: I've heard that one Jenjinita: An Arab walks into a bar Jenjinita: And says ow. Adeel S 2k3: and says ouch DarkFortunez: LOL JDC1493: we're definitly gonna hafta all chill next summer JDC1493: alot DarkFortunez: Yea DarkFortunez: Throw a get together poker game for old times sake DarkFortunez: When we're poor college kids JDC1493: haha DarkFortunez: And play for 1$ buy ins Adeel S 2k3: here's some fun DarkFortunez: When I go through the airport Friday to NYC DarkFortunez: I'm going to wear shades and have my cell out DarkFortunez: And shout Allah Aackbaar rekkans: lolz Adeel S 2k3: dude rekkans: ITS A TRAP Adeel S 2k3: dont do that Jenjinita: LOL Jenjinita: Through them off Jenjinita: Yell, 'VIVA LA ALLAH' Karatefighter02: Omer Arif. =O DarkFortunez: Yea we chat on AIM Karatefighter02: w0rd DarkFortunez: The guys profile has "ROCKY 6 DECEMBER 2006!!!!" Karatefighter02: Yeah DarkFortunez: How can you not hang with him Karatefighter02: LOL Karatefighter02: He's a badass omerarif02: holdon DarkFortunez: !? omerarif02: i think i left the crawlspace light on DarkFortunez: LOL omerarif02: but the light wont get hot enough to burn that pink stuff, right? DarkFortunez: Oo;; DarkFortunez: I'm pretty sure thats flammable omerarif02: h/o omerarif02: i dunno i dont wana go outside... omerarif02: what if theres like a jin or somethin DarkFortunez: or a shaytaan DarkFortunez: Twice in the same week... amazing! DarkFortunez: ElWankusSpankus: Huh? DarkFortunez: You've come on AIM twice in the same week DarkFortunez: That's like finding a Unicorn ElWankusSpankus: Yeah, or one of Andrew's beard hairs =-O ElWankusSpankus: Gotta go. ;-) DarkFortunez: LOL ElWankusSpankus signed off at 9:28:04 PM. DarkFortunez: we'll work on your timing and punch lines later omerarif02: heh omerarif02: and pickup liines? DarkFortunez: Yes, I'll have much to teach you young grasshopper omerarif02: :| DarkFortunez: You'll be on your way to a life of haraam in no time flat omerarif02: LOL omerarif02: life of zina and shesha omerarif02: looool DarkFortunez: Good thing I recently picked up the meaning of zina to get that joke omerarif02: HAHAHAHHAHAH DarkFortunez: By the time I get back I'll be tanner then you Roshni1623: and dotn miss me Roshni1623: niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Roshni1623: i like the sound of tht DarkFortunez: Desis will mistake you for the white one in the group DarkFortunez: DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE! DarkFortunez: YARR HARR DIDDLY DEE, BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE! DarkFortunez: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0yI2MQf8Tk&search=lazytown rangbird: lol wtf is this DarkFortunez: Thats all I know Oo;; rangbird: lmao DarkFortunez: I think the subliminal message says... "Quit life... become a pirate" rangbird: yeayuhhh! Mrfuzzieslippers: shes hot DarkFortunez: Oh yea Mrfuzzieslippers: lol Mrfuzzieslippers: its so catchy Mrfuzzieslippers: wow DarkFortunez: http://supdu.de/lazytown/ Mrfuzzieslippers: ROFL is that until shes legal Mrfuzzieslippers: ? DarkFortunez: yea Mrfuzzieslippers: ahahhaah DarkFortunez: It gets amazing quickly Mrfuzzieslippers: http://blitherevenge.ytmnd.com/ LOL DarkFortunez: Got ems lavaneyoffbeat: ooooooo lavaneyoffbeat: got a secret admirer :p DarkFortunez: Well it seems all the girls are on me these days lavaneyoffbeat: ha NOT ME BOY paint a negative: Tell them they can pay me under the tabel. Then I wouln't have to worry about taxes! paint a negative: And besides, you're you. The sly sugar jew that can talk his way in and out of anything he wants. DarkFortunez: You can add pants to that list. DarkFortunez: It becomes annoying when I find myself fighting the same points on like three different forums DarkFortunez: and copying pasting the same info lavaneyoffbeat: just follow ur heart..im not goinna give any opinins on what you are doing but good luck lavaneyoffbeat: in teh future lavaneyoffbeat: i can see y it becomes hard.... DarkFortunez: Well it's like some sci fi movie where everyone thinks the same and you're the only one whose seen the aliens DarkFortunez: yet no one will believe you lavaneyoffbeat: and u still don't give up because u know the truth lavaneyoffbeat: and the others don't and u have to maek sure that they get to knwo it too DarkFortunez: Long as they don't take me to the looney bin lavaneyoffbeat: : ) DarkFortunez: How long do I boil hotdogs in water Oo;; I2ats69: put them in DarkFortunez: for I2ats69: like I2ats69: right away DarkFortunez: Till? I2ats69: like before u boil he water DarkFortunez: then I2ats69: till it boils I2ats69: thend DarkFortunez: ah ok I2ats69: OR I2ats69: OR DarkFortunez: OR DarkFortunez: what DarkFortunez: QUICK DarkFortunez: I'm hungry I2ats69: take hotdog put in papertowel I2ats69: roll it up I2ats69: microwave 30-45 sec I2ats69: taste the same I2ats69: ive dont studies KingMonkey937: poke holes in it KingMonkey937: with a fork DarkFortunez: And I see little air bubbles popping KingMonkey937: if its hot KingMonkey937: its ready KingMonkey937: hotdogs come pre cooked DarkFortunez: Man this is tough omerarif02: i notice that im desi... but im not under the favorites..... omerarif02: thought we had somethin.... i mean...one would think so after going to the waffle house after a movie... omerarif02: talk about dinner and a movie... GoldenAngel787: ...and now i'm hungry DarkFortunez: ! DarkFortunez: BUT DarkFortunez: Can you cook GoldenAngel787: theres nothing to EAT! DarkFortunez: haha GoldenAngel787: ermm i need something to work with! DarkFortunez: I'd say work with your imagination! but in realife, that never works like in the movies (Haraam!) DarkFortunez: I was just about to ask that DarkFortunez: And did someone try to 'whack' you? omerarif02: and i was smokin a blunt DarkFortunez: LOL omerarif02: i swear man omerarif02: best feeling omerarif02: in a dream omerarif02: that is omerarif02: haha DarkFortunez: Every cult is just a spin off or a subset of Bob Dole's supercult Karatefighter02: Thats very true Karatefighter02: Scientists have proven that 10 out of 10 people in a cult are linked to Bob Dole's supercult. Karatefighter02: I say we call Justin and the gang anyway Karatefighter02: Its been kind of not the same without everyone DarkFortunez: And they proved that even those it defies statistics, 11 out of 10 people are related to Bob Dole omerarif02: faizas talkin smack about u DarkFortunez: OH NO SHE DIDN'T DarkFortunez: What she say, hold me back omerarif02: shes like omerarif02: hes wack DarkFortunez: OH NOES omerarif02: no no im kidding omerarif02: dont get mad DarkFortunez: I don't get mad my friend... DarkFortunez: I get even DarkFortunez: Look outside. Not sunny enough to go to the pool, yet not cloudy enough for rain. lavaneyoffbeat: ITS RAINIGN liek craziyly lavaneyoffbeat: I LOVE IT lavaneyoffbeat: time to hav sex DarkFortunez: WTF?! lavaneyoffbeat: OO;; DarkFortunez: Well I'm feeling a tad sleep deprived, so I'm going to hit the hay. Peace. esSENCcE17: that sounds good esSENCcE17: i might join u esSENCcE17: well not u esSENCcE17: but..my self DarkFortunez: LOL esSENCcE17: in a bed esSENCcE17: haha Karatefighter02: After all, Samuel L. Jackson is in the movie DarkFortunez: Aye Karatefighter02: Everyone feels safe when Samuel L. Jackson is around. DarkFortunez: I have a night light fashioned after him DarkFortunez: You drive, you should have all the hijabis omerarif02: i should omerarif02: spit some hadiths.. omerarif02: ahha DarkFortunez: ha DarkFortunez: "Dang Omer... what Sura is that?" DarkFortunez: Hey, ever see the show "Made"? omerarif02: yeah omerarif02: u got made? DarkFortunez: I could be your made coach omerarif02: haha omerarif02: oo omerarif02: nice omerarif02: i wont have to get up at 8am will i? DarkFortunez: Meh, depends on what you get made for DarkFortunez: A Desi Pimp DarkFortunez: You'd be getting up around noon Adeel S 2k3: I think I'm in love DarkFortunez: orly Adeel S 2k3: ya rly DarkFortunez: I hope this thing is a living breathing person Adeel S 2k3: then after coffee I'm like Adeel S 2k3: come to my place Adeel S 2k3: so she's like fine DarkFortunez: You dog you Adeel S 2k3: so she came over here, I showed her my rig, she was amazed omerarif02: i needa woman DarkFortunez: Thats the spirit! omerarif02: imma check ebay DarkFortunez: lawl DarkFortunez: http://www.naseeb.com/ gl omerarif02: LOOL TheNotoriusBigJ: OH EM GEE!!!!!!!!!11111111 YOU MISSED THE B3ST MOVEY EVAR!!!!!111111111!11!!!!!!!!1!!11!1!!11 DarkFortunez: :|:|:| DarkFortunez: What happened DarkFortunez: DO TELL TheNotoriusBigJ: well I went in there and TheNotoriusBigJ: the door locked behind me and the theatre was filled to the brim with hot chicks and we all had s3cxks DarkFortunez: LOL DarkFortunez: NICE DarkFortunez: Jackpot man, Jackpot DarkFortunez: Was it violent? TheNotoriusBigJ: some parts TheNotoriusBigJ: there were like 4 sex scenes DarkFortunez: Not including the orgy you mentioned in the seats around you TheNotoriusBigJ: yea well I drew my style from the actors DarkFortunez: Always thinking like a pro TheNotoriusBigJ: a pro ho GoldenAngel787: i dont kno how to SWIM!! DarkFortunez: Oo;; DarkFortunez: You could always get by tredding water, simply by moving your arms back and forth horizontal GoldenAngel787: lol GoldenAngel787: gotta try that sumtme DarkFortunez: Well don't take my advice to heart, have someone around that can swim, don't need you drowning on me :|:| GoldenAngel787: haha nahh im not dumb enough to try that one! GoldenAngel787: actually GoldenAngel787: maybee, if i was very very very GoldenAngel787: nah coz i CANt get drunk DarkFortunez: LOL about to say GoldenAngel787: haha GoldenAngel787: jusst keepin ya awake, there Karatefighter02: I say we actually go through with your idea. We should save up lots of money, build a club Karatefighter02: have lots of people in it, then make it seem like we're dealing something illegal in the back Karatefighter02: even though we're only telling Bob Dole jokes. TheNotoriusBigJ: and then the cops break in and over hear us talking about a pedophile TheNotoriusBigJ: and assume we're into child prostitution and arrest us lavaneyoffbeat: i hope u go to jannah DarkFortunez: hahaha, thanks DarkFortunez: I'll try my best lavaneyoffbeat: had a PARTY tonite lavaneyoffbeat: yupp lavaneyoffbeat: for the best DarkFortunez: Oh? And I wasn't invited DarkFortunez: I'm a party animal lavaneyoffbeat: all girls lavaneyoffbeat: oh crap DarkFortunez: My kind of party lavaneyoffbeat: i forgototo invite u lavaneyoffbeat: dang ITW AS UR KINDA PARTY omerarif02: sometimes i wish i could be a bollywood actor omerarif02: oman u know what DarkFortunez: haha DarkFortunez: Why Bollywood? Least in Hollywood you get Desis and White chicks omerarif02: like who DarkFortunez: Bollywood it's nothing but Niqabis DarkFortunez: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ppNwvsbDTzA GoldenAngel787: lollllllll DarkFortunez: Aye GoldenAngel787: mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn GoldenAngel787: you made my DAY DarkFortunez: Thats what I do GoldenAngel787: THAT was exactly what i needed to put me in a better mood DarkFortunez: Best part was seeing them scale that wall GoldenAngel787: yeah and the CAR CHASE DarkFortunez: Hahaha yea sitting out of the window GoldenAngel787: lolllll GoldenAngel787: i love it DarkFortunez: The entire movie is dumb funny, which I guess Indians don't understand Oo;; DarkFortunez: I won DarkFortunez: Wajiha says it's Haraam money and to get rid of it omerarif02: give it to me DarkFortunez: Maybe... not DarkFortunez: =/ omerarif02: ill put it to some good use DarkFortunez: Probably shouldn't have said alhamdulilah after winning DarkFortunez: PEACE DarkFortunez: OUT DarkFortunez: SLEEP DarkFortunez: WELL DarkFortunez: Night lavaneyoffbeat: YES lavaneyoffbeat: SIR lavaneyoffbeat: WILL lavaneyoffbeat: DO lavaneyoffbeat signed off at 8:33:30 PM. uncfan36: when you say something someone doesn't expect uncfan36: yell BLINDSIDED DarkFortunez: I normally yell COMBOBREAKER uncfan36: yes but this wont make you look like quiet as much as a nerd DarkFortunez: Fine uncfan36: that ranks up there with LIMIT BREAK! DarkFortunez: lol DarkFortunez: In the director's cut of Batman Begins DarkFortunez: Chuck Norris is the one who trains Bale DarkFortunez: Not Liam Karatefighter02: Yeah Karatefighter02: But the sheer intensity of the scene caused people to spontaneously combust Karatefighter02: So it had to be cut out DarkFortunez: yea, it's like the Ring, after you watch the scene, you get a phone call DarkFortunez: and Chuck Norris round house kicks you through the ear piece Karatefighter02: hahaha Auto response from DarkFortunez: Out and about... don't worry lavaneyoffbeat, you can trust me. lavaneyoffbeat: ur away mess. is very misleading lavaneyoffbeat: u think im stupid? lavaneyoffbeat: i dont htink im stupid lavaneyoffbeat: if u think tha tim stupid and i think that im not stupid lavaneyoffbeat: then it leads to ur stupid lavaneyoffbeat: that's coz you are stpuid lavaneyoffbeat: liek a stupid stupid stpupido stupid lavaneyoffbeat: get it? lavaneyoffbeat: me entiehr lavaneyoffbeat: ltaer tierraluvsu: im not a whore or anything like that DarkFortunez: Course DarkFortunez: brb tierraluvsu: k DarkFortunez: Had to grab a drink, this was becoming a heated conversation tierraluvsu: looooooooooool DarkFortunez: The only time girls come in are for two reasons DarkFortunez: One, to buy for their boy friend Missionhockeyvsi: they have bf's DarkFortunez: Or two Missionhockeyvsi: durr DarkFortunez: To buy for their gay friends DarkFortunez: WITH DarkFortunez: Their gay friends DarkFortunez: Most of the time Missionhockeyvsi: loooooooool DarkFortunez: They're like DarkFortunez: "Are you single? DarkFortunez: And I'm like, "Yea... why?" DarkFortunez: Thinking BAM DarkFortunez: Score, hot chick Missionhockeyvsi: no sir DarkFortunez: "Cause my guy friend here is looking..." Missionhockeyvsi: LMAO MalakiGotAKnife: sorry i forgot about the waffle house thing. got caught in tv or something i forget really. MalakiGotAKnife: but dont worry i still love you and will miss you dearly DarkFortunez: I thought we had something Alex DarkFortunez: Something deep and meaninful MalakiGotAKnife: i'm sorry MalakiGotAKnife: theres just more important things out there waiting for me, like arnold schwarzenegger in True Lies: MalakiGotAKnife: killing radical islamic terrorists and porking hot babes MalakiGotAKnife: thats something to aspire to DarkFortunez: Used in context "Translation: It's like when a chick gives you a big thappar and says "Batameez!!" before angrily storming off." DarkFortunez: I can run barefoot around the inner loop of the campus CRAZsweetsugahi: lol DarkFortunez: It's like a 1/4 or 1/5 of a mile CRAZsweetsugahi: ah, ok CRAZsweetsugahi: see ya DarkFortunez: I don't own any running shoes :-( DarkFortunez: Express doesn't sell any CRAZsweetsugahi: LOL CRAZsweetsugahi: AHAHA CRAZsweetsugahi: that's funny. CRAZsweetsugahi: payless, buddy. DarkFortunez: :| RyanRyanRyan102: but just no im not mad at u im just a little confused by ur ridiculous choice of religion RyanRyanRyan102: u may as well dance naked around a fire and worship the sun god DarkFortunez: I respect your view of my life DarkFortunez: I hope you make choices you believe are correct in the years to come RyanRyanRyan102: ur getting older but i think u may eventually see its flaws, and see your mistake DarkFortunez: Maybe RyanRyanRyan102: but until then have fun praying 5 times a day DarkFortunez: And those will be my mistakes to have made Auto response from DramaRani: DarkFortunez, you're truly the best thing since sliced bread. Alhumdulillah. DarkFortunez: You watch that video? GoldenAngel787: im tryingg GoldenAngel787: STUPID slow website! DarkFortunez: I knows GoldenAngel787: i tried refresshing, and now the whole screen is blank! DarkFortunez: Probably doesn't like you GoldenAngel787: yeah GoldenAngel787: internet GoldenAngel787: maybe i shud try buttering it up? DarkFortunez: Will I really have problems? DarkFortunez: >< DarkFortunez: Its one of my only means of exercise DarkFortunez: The other day, when I was going to the gym DarkFortunez: I got sidetracked by some friends DarkFortunez: And ended up at the mall DarkFortunez: I mean wtf CRAZsweetsugahi: oh, and i walk everywhere CRAZsweetsugahi: guess that's the perks of not having a car :P DarkFortunez: Thats why I don't go outside :| It's an evil place DarkFortunez: As my good friend Frodo would say DarkFortunez: "It's a dangerous business, going out your door. DarkFortunez: You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." CRAZsweetsugahi: lol CRAZsweetsugahi: like the mall? CRAZsweetsugahi: hahah DarkFortunez: I KNOW DarkFortunez: I had the gym away msg and everything CRAZsweetsugahi: hahahaha DarkFortunez: I wasn't even wearing a polo CRAZsweetsugahi: gee, what a sight esSENCcE17: the man DarkFortunez: I'd pass bills to name builds after you in return esSENCcE17: omg esSENCcE17: id b famous almost DarkFortunez: It'd be something classy DarkFortunez: Like a Middle School esSENCcE17: hahahah esSENCcE17: MIDDE SCLHOOL esSENCcE17: how bout..HIGH esSENCcE17: how abhout... DarkFortunez: Fine fine, let me write this down DarkFortunez: Make a list esSENCcE17: saybes elemantary ....saybah middle....nusaybah high DarkFortunez: Btw, you might as well tell me what you want me to name after you once I'm a senator, Nusaybah already made a list GoldenAngel787: lol GoldenAngel787: oh GoldenAngel787: I KNOOOOOOO GoldenAngel787: a street!! GoldenAngel787: syyeda lane DarkFortunez: ! GoldenAngel787: yep DarkFortunez: A lane? GoldenAngel787: yeahh not to busy DarkFortunez: True... GoldenAngel787: with lots of pretty green trees DarkFortunez: Don't want people to curse it GoldenAngel787: not evergreens DarkFortunez: Like Maynard GoldenAngel787: yeah DarkFortunez: As a speedtrap GoldenAngel787: yeah DarkFortunez: "BAH Another ticket on Syyeda lane!" DarkFortunez: Cops are everywhere! uncfan36: btw uncfan36: that gettin some song uncfan36: is basically your theme song, in my eyes DarkFortunez: lol Whys that uncfan36: cause it makes me think of you *shrugs* DarkFortunez: I don't know if thats a good or bad thing, but thank you Aaron uncfan36: its your hood anthum (Note the wa'alaikum salaam lolol) Adeel S 2k3: dawg Adeel S 2k3: homie gs Adeel S 2k3: salam DarkFortunez: wa salam? Adeel S 2k3: salam nigga Adeel S 2k3: you're muslim Adeel S 2k3: you should know what salam is DarkFortunez: I heard through the grapevine a hijabi we both know went to a frat lavaneyoffbeat: but did she do nething there? DarkFortunez: Actually I heard it right from her lavaneyoffbeat: hahah DarkFortunez: So saying grapevine was unneeded lavaneyoffbeat: hahahah TierraLuvsU: yaaa that'll be nice TierraLuvsU: but u know DarkFortunez: hm TierraLuvsU: i rathe do you in tha backseet of my car DarkFortunez: lolol that song delivers TierraLuvsU: lol totally DarkFortunez: But fine, if you we must TierraLuvsU: looooooooool DarkFortunez: Lets get married so I don't have to lower my gaze everytime you enter the room TierraLuvsU: loooooool i love that TierraLuvsU: man i might just marry the guy if he said that to me TierraLuvsU: loooool ytmndave: oh jesus haha DarkFortunez: http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3153332&did=1 DarkFortunez: I lol'd ytmndave: rofl ytmndave: islamogaming DarkFortunez: They're so behind in tech, picture their best games matching that of like SNES and N64 ytmndave: rofl ytmndave: i <3 n64 ytmndave: stilll DarkFortunez: If Iran makes a new GoldenEye, I'd roll DarkFortunez: As long as I can play golf on the weekends and fridays, I'll work for you GoldenAngel787: sounds good GoldenAngel787: but GoldenAngel787: WAIT DarkFortunez: ! GoldenAngel787: weekends AND fridays? DarkFortunez: :/ It's more of an over estimate GoldenAngel787: allrightt allrightt GoldenAngel787: we'll talk. DarkFortunez: phew Adeel S 2k3: I can start off by saying that apple jacks do not taste like apples Adeel S 2k3: that deserves a new entry into the convo page by itself DarkFortunez: Almost, it's boarder lineing it Adeel S 2k3: *border lining DarkFortunez: fsck Adeel S 2k3: *fuck DarkFortunez: What is the world coming to when a Desi corrects me Docter Finn: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ecu_-a9msE&mode=related&search= DarkFortunez: I can top that DarkFortunez: http://youtube.com/watch?v=D2kJZOfq7zk DarkFortunez: Real urban ninja Docter Finn: yeah i saw that its pretty tight DarkFortunez: Running up walls ftw DarkFortunez: The Splinter Cell 3 move Docter Finn: yeah i am trying to perfect that bad boy DarkFortunez: YOU BETTER DarkFortunez: I mean shoot DarkFortunez: All that working out in Football DarkFortunez: You better be able to run up walls Docter Finn: i can get 3 steps and thats it Docter Finn: u have to flip ur head back esSENCcE17: all the muzzzies in the world woulod vote for u esSENCcE17: and black ppl esSENCcE17: and roshd. would get the indians esSENCcE17: hahah esSENCcE17: and then some white ppl esSENCcE17: ur set! CRAZsweetsugahi: *slaps you* CRAZsweetsugahi: i'm always right. CRAZsweetsugahi signed off at 5:37:25 PM. DarkFortunez: Ok, what do you want as a present paint a negative: you know ;-) DarkFortunez: Kinky paint a negative: jay kay my dear friend DarkFortunez: :-( paint a negative: yazid i'm white! paint a negative: i'm not your flava DarkFortunez: With hot chocolate you have to have a little white whipped cream with your drink DarkFortunez: From time to time DarkFortunez: To dance and party and zina hibz00: aiight dude have fun DarkFortunez: who knows hibz00: be good lmao hibz00: dont drink n drive hibz00: or get high.. hibz00: ok u can ge thigh DarkFortunez: :|:|:| DarkFortunez: Thanks for your permission ;-) hibz00: use protection DarkFortunez: lolol ytmndave: GET OUT OF THERE ytmndave: they might track your IP ytmndave: do a barrel roll DarkFortunez: :-( DarkFortunez: /rolls ytmndave: Tap Z or R twice! ytmndave: Use bombs wisely! Docter Finn: can u give me a site that has words definitoins DarkFortunez: I use dictionary.com DarkFortunez: For English words Docter Finn: alrighty;-) i will cheak it out DarkFortunez: check* DarkFortunez: :| Docter Finn: =/ Docter Finn: its so small DarkFortunez: They have every word in the dictionary on there DarkFortunez: hence the name Docter Finn: hmm Docter Finn: i got the wrong site first time DarkFortunez: LOL you spelt dictionary wrong Maber972: banana republic sent me coupons DarkFortunez: I only shop at Express... cause I work there Maber972: express sounds like a coffee place DarkFortunez: Guess we're a sexist coffee place, since I work at Express for Men Maber972: thats actually good , mashallah Maber972: u dont have to worry about chicks and the lowering gaze business DarkFortunez: Although I do work at the female Express from time to time DarkFortunez: And hook Hijabi's up with discounts Maber972: subhanallah Maber972: may Allah accept your efforts and grant you one of those hot hijabis iA DarkFortunez: Just doing my part... you know? Maber972: i am sorry, i meant four of those hijabis DarkFortunez: lolll Roshni1623: u have 35 mins Roshni1623: to show ur ass Roshni1623: hurrry DarkFortunez: Start teh clock Roshni1623: its already on babie lavaneyoffbeat: i think imam go ge tsome sleep and then get up and do crazy loads of work DarkFortunez: :-( DarkFortunez: Do more sleeping than working. DarkFortunez: I'm not a doctor, but I played one on stage once ytmndave: i thought up revisions/ideas/possible sequel DarkFortunez: ok ytmndave: wtf ytmndave: ytmndave (7:22:57 PM):i thought up revisions/ideas/possible sequel DarkFortunez (7:22:49 PM):ok ytmndave: look at timestamps ytmndave: you sent that message 8 seconds before i replied DarkFortunez: TIME PARADOX ytmndave: OH SHI- DarkFortunez: You can't beat the Axis if you get VD TheNotoriusBigJ: Sounds like a challege to me DarkFortunez: First one to get VD and defeat Hitler and the Japs wins TheNotoriusBigJ: *pushes you down and runs out the door* DarkFortunez: *whips out cellphone and dials up all 10$ and less hookers in the state* TheNotoriusBigJ: *runs back in* I already got syphilus and killed Hitler DarkFortunez: Killed two birds with one stone? *winks to the camera and 142 hookers* TheNotoriusBigJ: More like killed two birds with a bacterial infection...*crickets* DarkFortunez: Oh that Justin! *Hitler comes out and the audience joins Hilter and I in clapping as a banner and balloons fall from the ceiling* TheNotoriusBigJ: Oh No! Not Candid Camera! Yaizd you are as cunning as you are ravishingly handsome! DarkFortunez: Too bad you have VD ;( DarkFortunez: http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA DarkFortunez: Seen this? paint a negative: wow Yazid paint a negative: I feel really special now paint a negative: Is that what you're getting me lol DarkFortunez: Just maybe